Me: You got the MURDER special?

Kat: BURGER special. Well… they DID murder a cow…

Kat: No! You don’t know that! Haven’t you seen Lady and the Tramp?

Me: No, I actually haven’t.

Kat: Me neither.

Kat: I GET TO BE PART OF AN EVENT!

Me: Girl, we were part of a pandemic.

Kat: But that’s not a fun event.

Kat: A bird shit on his face and I felt the force of the splatter when it hit him.