Me: Did you get a haircut?
Kanu: No, it just fell off.
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Kanu: I saw Deshi in the kitchen and was like, “is that Yung Desh in the flesh?” And then when she came back to her desk, she looked and me said, “yes, it’s Flesh ‘n Desh.”
Kanu: I was gonna call you, but almost called you Vanessa.
Me: Do I look like a Vanessa?
Kanu: You could pass for a Vanessa Nguyen.
Me: That’s really oddly specific.
Me: A bird flew into the back of my head this morning. I thought someone threw a rock at me, but there was no one there.
Kanu: (takes and holds my hand) I worry about you sometimes. I really worry.
Kanu: Guys, you DO know it’s pink eye season right? Hashtag sit on my face. Or not.
Me: Hashtag stay away from me.
Kanu: Hashtag stop farting in your pillow.
Kanu: My roommate’s weird too. She’s this 55-year-old woman and I don’t know… She, like, says things.
Sai: Can you not talk shit about your mom?
Brian: Three months is not a long time for a relationship.
Kanu: Deshi’s had tea on her desk longer than that.
Kanu: You have really nice eyebrows.
Razi: Thanks, bro.
(on Game 6)
Kanu: I say, we should all just hold hands.
Me: And sing Kumbaya?
Kanu: Exactly.
Val: (sees OTF) On The Fuck?
Kanu: ….On The Floor.
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