Kaili: (jokingly) I’ve been in prison before and I’m not afraid to go back.

Kaili: Actually, that’s not entirely untrue.

Me: I was throwing my lemon in the air and it flew onto my desk phone and dialed some random number while [boss’s name] was walking by.

Kaili: That’s the problem with citrus. Always causing problems.

Kaili: Keep snacks at your desk or you become snack.