Kaili: Paul Bunion meets a lumberjack.
Maggie: Paul Bunion is a lumberjack.
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Kaili: He’s a fat kid that got really fit in adulthood.
Me: So you know he takes a lot of photos of himself.
Maggie: Say no more.
Poonam: We don’t have charm.
Kaili: Hey! Speak for yourself! (looks around) …right?
Kaili’s dad: Oh you guys have cocaine? Cool.
Me: I’m high-key freaking out.
Kaili: Well, we don’t low-key anything so..
Kaili: You just look like you have something suspicious up your sleeve.
Me: No, that’s just my face.
Kaili: He’s so even-keeled.
Us: (looks at each other)
Kaili: I’m probably gonna fuck that up.
(Child screams in restaurant)
Me: Same.
Kaili: I can relate.
Kaili: Could you imagine the person that invented Post-It notes? Rolling around, making that paper?
Me: DAYUM HUNNAY, YOU GOOD.
Kaili: Paralegal. Teaches you to make anything relevant.
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