Kaili: Like a hot dog in a hallway, it hit nothing.
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Kaili: I love karma in the form of a receding hairline.
Kaili: She needs to slow down, have a bath, maybe an orgasm.
Kaili: My body’s like, kale smoothie, but my mind’s like mImOsAs!! (flails)
Kaili: Estonian caviar: potatoes!!
(looking for Uber)
Me: Is that a Jeep?
Kaili: Yeah, I think so.
Me: Yeah.
Poonam: ………………………that is definitely a Ford.
Kaili: He said my soup looked like instant noodles and there weren’t even noodles.
Maggie: He told me I look like a cruise ship director.
Kaili: I’ll let you know how it goes. His texts are in green, so you know he’s Android.
Kaili: I gave myself a boy cut and my mom told me my hair would grow back after I ate my dinner…
Kaili: It did not, in fact, grow back after I ate my dinner.
Me: Why don’t you want to live in Florida? Is it the murderers?
Kaili: Youuuuuu got me! It’s the KILLERS!
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