Justin: Yo, those grapes f*cked my throat.
All: Uhhhhh ohhhh….
Justin: They were just so sweet.
Cris: Think about what you just said.
Me: What! What were you all thinking? I was thinking coronavirus.
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Me: How is she?
Justin: Lol she’s not liking this at all. Thought she would like WFH. But turns out she just hates working.
Justin: Yeah, my mom told me to get a perm.
Me: Why?
Justin: She was like, “Your hair needs some Korean in it.”
Ally: I have SO MUCH TEA.
Justin: SPILL THE TEA!
Me: Are you drowning in the tea?
Ally: I’M DROWNING IN THE TEA!
Shiny: I got food poisoning, I’m never eating sushi again.
Mandip: Where did you go?
Shiny: It was……. in Scarborough.
Justin: Oooh..
Mandip: Ah.
Me: Girl.
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