Joseph: If we average out your weeping and my non-weeping, we end up with two normal people kind of crying.
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Stan: (climbs up to a high place)
Me: Stan! No, we can’t lose you!
Joseph: No one said that when I climbed up!!
All: (silence)
Brian: (turns to Joseph) You messaged me at 3 am in the morning.
Joseph: You messaged ME at 3 am in the morning.
Brian: Oh god.
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