Me: I’m thankful for you.

Ivy: THANKS!! I’m thankful for me too!!!!

Me: So you know the true colours personality theories?

Ivy: Is this another Buzzfeed thing?

Me: Why do you look like that?

Ivy: There’s a pathetic sour key in here. Look, it doesn’t even look like a key.

Ivy: I look evil. Why do I look evil all the time? I’m not evil, am I?

Me:

Ivy: You’re supposed to say no.

(Mosquito on window)

Ivy: Go away!! We don’t want your cookies!!

Ivy: It’s okay, we can talk another day, I — WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH sorry I just dropped a pickle.

Ivy: Obstacles are all part of the journey. I assure you that this is only the beginning for you.

Ivy: If you have any questions, just ask me. I will not know the answer.