Kevin: You can’t be needy and destructive at the same time.
Ivy: They’re synonymous.
Me: Oooooooh mic drop.
Tag Archives: Ivy
Ivy: I should make a vision board.
Me: You keep saying that, have you made one yet?
Ivy: Ottawa winters kill EVERYTHING. Including spirits.
Ivy: I’m really confused as to how dad typed that in the group chat right now. He’s in the shower.
Ivy: I’ve had deja vu about this. I’m supposed to tell you not to do this. You’ll come home crying.
Ivy: It smells like you farted.
Me: No, that is just Toronto.
Me: (sings)
Ivy: Stop, you’re actually hurting me.
Ivy: Do we need a Tubshroom?
Me: What’s that?
Ivy: Tubshrooms! You’ve heard of them!! They catch the hair in the tub!
Me: We can get one of those silicone hair catchers that lie flat.
Ivy: THOSE DON’T WORK. I SAW IT IN A VIDEO.
Me: Was it an informercial for Tubshrooms?
Ivy:
Ivy: …yes.
Me: Is someone charging you $15.99 for a $1.99 thing?
Ivy: ACTUALLY, it is $15.88.
Me: I find myself buying a lot of activewear when I’m stressed.
Ivy: So you can run away? Yeah I get it.
Ivy: I don’t get sick. I’m vegan.
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