Isaac: Kale. Toilet paper for your insides.

Isaac: I love my cousin but this man wants his room to look like it’s straight out of an Ikea magazine.

Me: My instructor posted my submissions as examples again to show the class! My heart could actually burst.

Isaac: Happened to me once. As an example of what not to do. LOL.

Isaac: I don’t know if I told you or not, but in, like, grade five, I was using my dad’s razor but had nothing to shave. So I shaved my eyebrows instead LMAO.

Me: The gym is empty af.

Isaac: Now you can burp and fart as loud as you want.

Isaac: My mom almost burned the house down because she was “busy playing Mario Kart”.