Wendy: And it was an overnight trip so naturally, I had to bring my stuffed cat.
Henry: Oh yeah, Starlight.
Wendy: IT’S TWINKLE, WOW GET IT FUCKING RIGHT.
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Henry: (taking photo) Your eyes are closed.
Dustin: No, trust me, they’re open.
Me: Wait, am I really that weird?
Henry: Well, you’re not normal, let’s just say that.
Henry: Okay, one sec. We will continue this conversation after I shower. I’m covered in ceramic dust and tofu bits.
Me: 😐 Okay. Yes, go shower.
Henry: Don’t worry.
Me: I don’t wanna know what you’ve done.
Henry: It wasn’t anything kinky.
Henry: High key fetish.
Me: Low key disturbed.
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