Dustin: Sometimes I wonder if my humour translates in work or if people just think I’m a traumatized child.

Dustin: I had Philip over for three days. Literally cannot be worse.

Dustin: Philip farted for five long seconds, walking past a bunch of randoms in front of a bar on our walk home. With me next to him. It literally cannot be worse.

Dustin: I think I found my new life pick-me-up.

Dustin: No matter how poorly I may be doing at life in a given moment, it will never be as bad as asking for prenup advice on RedFlagDeals.