Me: Happy birthday, dad!

Dad: Okay, okay.

Dad: (looks up) What are you wearing?

(Horrifying scene comes on TV)

Me: Aiyah! Don’t look, don’t look! (covers Dad’s eyes)

Dad: Don’t look? What age do you think I am?

Dad: I don’t care what you do, as long as you don’t do bad things. It’s your life.