Hani: Day one has been like entering an ass-kicking contest with no legs and a massive ass.
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Hani: When I really want to stump, I ask, “You mean my ethnic background? Or my cultural background? Because no no both.”
Hani: I’m going to get coffee, want to come with?
Kristina: Noooooo
Hani: Well then, you should.
Hani: G-O H-O-M-E.
Kelly: I just heard M-E.
Me: I just heard H-O.
Hani: What am I supposed to say to that.
Hani: I can’t be sympathetic if you a dumb hoe. I can’t.
Hani: You know what Air Canada’s motto is? “We’re not happy until YOU’RE not happy.”
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