Sean: You know what I just got in an email? My parents were like bye, we’re f*cking off to Puerto Rico.
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Me: (whispers to Sinyi) Let’s run away.
Sean: I CAN HEAR YOU.
Sean: What are you giving up on? If you say life, I will slap you.
Me: It’s Captain America!
Jiwoo: He’s so hot.
Me: He is.
Sean: I would lick peanut butter off his abs.
Jiwoo: I would drink sangria out of his bellybuttons.
Me: Why…. why are there plural….
Sean: Man, I’ve been trying to play that for I don’t even know how long.
Me: Years and years?
Sean: Like two months.
Sean: Just Google “Lowry butt” and you’ll see what I mean.
Sean: Okay Google, play happy music.
Google Home: Okay, now playing from a playlist named, “Old Sing-A-Longs”.
Sean: ….
(Fighter by Christina Aguilera starts playing)
Sean: This is me ten years ago.
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Me: ARE THOSE TRANSITION LENSES?!
Sean: YEAAAHHH! Like a pedophile!
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