Sean: One time, I was at a lobster buffet and after five lobsters, I was like, I think I ate too much butter.
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Sean: You’re gonna do some work on a Friday night? Nah, you’re not fooling anyone.
Jiwoo: Let me show you the ways of the cat whisperer.
Sean: No way man, your cats are weird.
Me: (sings)
Sean: Why are you doing this to us?
Sinyi: Yeah, Sean promised me we would tidy next weekend.
Sean: …..shit.
Sean: You have to fight her now, defend my honour.
Sinyi: No, defend your own honour.
Sean: Have a bite, it’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.
Sinyi: Have a bite, it’s worth the diarrhea, Irisa.
Me: Why are you hovering over her creepily?
Sean: HEY! If it’s one place I can hover creepily, it should be the safety of my own home!
Sean: Oh, I see, I see.
Sean: (mutters to himself) No, I don’t actually see.
Sinyi: Sean doesn’t make sense.
Sean: I don’t need to.
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