Erin: I made this quinoa soup and Dave just texted me, “So did you add chicken, salmon or bread to this?”

Erin: It was a cheese rind.

Erin: Dave ate the whole parm rind. He saw the words stamped on it and thought it was “spices.”

Erin: As I heard Mike the Situation from Jersey Shore say on a promo video yesterday, “a smooth sea does not make a skilled sailor.”

Erin: I have this one friend with a nudist, hippie mom that would always say that everyone in the world took all their problems and put them in the middle, we would all take our own back.