Emily: My plan is if too many people clinking glasses for us to kiss, I wanna go too far and hardcore make out so no one wants to clink anymore.
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(on healthcare)
Emily: Well, I mean, some people get treated and not everyone dies, so I guess something is working.
Emily: I’ve only ever been in two car accidents and I caused both of them.
Emily: You know, I’m not worried about his penis.
Lauren: I think you might. I think you might.
Andrew: Michelle Obama’s my best friend.
Emily: I don’t believe you.
Andrew: Why?
Emily: ‘Cause you’re a lying bitch.
Me: Wait, what?
Emily: Probably means something gross in British.
Emily: You want to go into finance?
Me: Yeah, that’s where the money is.
Emily: Quite literally.
Me: 😀
Emily: 😀
Enya: I saw an ad that says to man up and get your flu shot. What does gender have to do with that?
Emily: Yeah, of course, that doesn’t change your gender.
(Amy sends a dick pic)
Me: It isn’t even the kind I like, omg Amy, how could you?
Emily: What is happening?
Lauren: Kay fine, but why do I need to see his taint?
Amy: Hahahahaha, you added Amy to this convo, that’s what’s happening.
Amy: Silly gooses.
Conrath: In 15 years, you’ll remember what I said about bringing your kids grocery shopping.
Emily: 15 years… my uterus will be dried up by then.
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