Elil: I hope he was 2 metres away from you when he asked for your number.
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Elil: Anyone who likes Calvin and Hobbes is a good person. In my experience.
Elil: Michael, can you NOT talk to me when your hair is so disheveled?
Elil: Michael, can you put on longer shorts? I can’t. I’ve known him for 10 years. He’s like my kid.
Elil: (as Mike shouts continuously) Michael, I tutored you in high school, do not come for me. You passed English because of me.
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