Dustin: Weird is a good thing, though. In a world of uniforming-ly converging Instagram captions, a personality is a very good thing to have.

Dustin: Legit, all SF food is making all other food into burritos.

Me: (going to Easy on Friday)

Dustin: Wooooooo leggo freshly minted accounting graduates tryna woo you in their Topman two piece suits

Dustin: It’s not a problem if it doesn’t kill you, right?

Dustin: Coffee is no longer the stimulant, it is the maintenance.

Dustin: Legit, the thing I miss the most from SF are the burritos. It made me change my opinion on illegal immigration.

Dustin: I still have a mattress but it’s more like a thinly sliced piece of bread.

Dustin: I just got a free massage and it felt like I got rubbed with a warm spatula.