Dustin: Omg, my phone autocorrects Lebron to Lebronto. Where did it even learn that?

Dustin: Never underestimate old dudes. They walk around whole ass gym locker rooms buck naked.

Dustin: If I knew someone giving birth, I think we could all agree: no Instagram Live right now.

Me: Oh my god.

Dustin: IT’S A TRAP! But I mean, if you’re falling into it, I don’t mind having company here.

Dustin: Is quarantine devolving us or revealing our true selves?

Dustin: Year 3004 high school history classes be like, “And in 2016, former super-power USA elected an internet troll as their president.”

Dustin: On a side note, I love how we can search “Microsoft racist Twitter bot” and it’s still a valid search query.

Dustin: My bar for the moment is if nothing catches fire, you are thriving.

Dustin: Alcohol helps you survive hypothermia?? Is this a bad and potentially dangerous takeaway??

Me: (smiles)