Don: Maybe that’s why you like spreadsheets so much. Because your moon’s a Virgo.
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Don: And they were like, “isn’t Don vegan?” So they all made vegan. And I’m not even vegan.
Don: I call him The Great Leader because his hair is like Kim Jong Il.
Don: Do you lift? I lift. Spirits.
Don: We are all here to criticize. A fashion house is not a fashion house without family members.
Me: So you sued him?
Don: Yes.
Me: And won?
Don: Yes.
Me: Good, none of my bitches sue and lose.
Ally: I feel so greasy.
Don: It’s fine, we’re watching the ballet, the ballet isn’t watching us.
Don: I’m funny drunk.
Ally: I’m sleepy drunk.
Me: I’m ratchet drunk.
Ally: Okay, so we’re the holy trinity.
Don: I don’t like the term dad bod, I prefer father figure.
Zoe: I am going to vomit on you.
Don: I bruise easily too. In the summer, my legs get all bruised and it’s the most unattractive thing.
Me: No, the most unattractive thing is racism.
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