Don: So my friend has a fashion brand and it’s called Legends League.

Don: And I asked him if it was based off League of Legends and he asked me to leave.

Don: Her lips can’t save her now! Juvederm gets absorbed by the body!

Don: That’s a really big commitment. You’re a really good friend. I would never do that.

Don: I’m a four, it’s out of eight so I’m halfway there.

Me: Living on a prayer!

Don: LIVING ON A PRAYER.

Don: But my mom is crazy and was like, “I’m going to buy three nail salons.” So that’s what she did. She bought three nail salons.

Don: I have a date with the dance floor, so I can’t.

Don: Okay, whatever, I’m sure they all go home and watch Dance Moms like the rest of us.

Don: And I was like, what did you forget at my house? And he was like, this. And then he kissed me.

Don: It’s 2019, I identify as a chair.