Kimmy: I’m gonna be so hungover tomorrow, I’m just telling you guys that now.
Deshi: You had one drink.
Kimmy: I know.
Kimmy: I’m gonna be so hungover tomorrow, I’m just telling you guys that now.
Deshi: You had one drink.
Kimmy: I know.
Val: WELL, NEVER-FUCKING-MIND!! HOW ‘BOUT THAT?!?!?
Me and Deshi: (unfazed, in unison) Okay.
Razi: Guys, imagine if we could make eggs.
Me and Deshi: WE DO.
(on creating social media content)
Me: I just don’t want there to be comments like—
Deshi: Make controversy, that’s engagement.
Stan: Did you see the way her eyes just lit up?
Kanu: I saw Deshi in the kitchen and was like, “is that Yung Desh in the flesh?” And then when she came back to her desk, she looked and me said, “yes, it’s Flesh ‘n Desh.”
Deshi: (lifts sunglasses) Whoa, I turned off night mode.
Deshi: But once he started a fire, I was like, NO! Hugs are OFF THE TABLE!
Brian: Can we find a patio with shade?
Deshi: And AC?
Me: So like, indoors.
Brian: Three months is not a long time for a relationship.
Kanu: Deshi’s had tea on her desk longer than that.