Claudia: Those candies were so good, it was better than eating an actual grape. My mouth is watering thinking about it.
Me: Okay, would you choose your husband or those candies?
Claudia: Those candies.
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Me: What’s life without some trauma?
Claudia: Pretty great actually, that’s what it would be.
Claudia: As is tradition, Mike will be making some kind of punch that few will enjoy, but otherwise it’ll be BYOB.
Claudia: LICK IT. LICK THE MEAT.
Me: Are those crumpets?
Amy: Yeah, from England.
Claudia: They gon be KRUMPIN’!! (goes unheard)
Me: Why am I the only one that hears these things?
Lana: So he gets all these girls. He was a banker, but now he’s in PE.
Me: PHYSICAL EDUCATION?
Everyone else: PRIVATE EQUITY.
(For White Elephant numbers)
Jenny: Does anyone have a cup?
Me: There’s a bag.
Claudia: USE my MOUTH! (goes unheard)
My Friends Say Things 