Me: [US] oil prices are now negative. It’s cheaper than free.
Christine: SoMeBoDy cOmE gEt hEr
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Me: This is fine, this is fine.
Christine: Who you trying to convince?!?
Christine: This person said they would give me maple syrup if I let them spend some time with my dog.
Me: You have a dog?
Christine: No.
Me: It’s gonna be a candle-making party tomorow.
Christine: Wait, was that for real? Like not a figure of speech?
Me: Imagine I actually start telling people that and they think I’m special.
Christine: I think the problem is that you don’t think you’re special.
