Me: Your name is C Lau but really at heart, you’re just a see lai.

Chris: You know me well. I do love afternoon tea and gossip.

Chris: Okay, you know what me indulging is? In first year, I bought a box of Ritz crackers.

Me: Have you ever been iced?

Chris: Yeah, I iced myself.

Chris: And it’s okay, my boobs are mine, I will do with them as I please.