Calvin: Sometimes I wonder if I really am just an evil mastermind without a plan.

Calvin: It’s a blow job from a dude. The guy’s blow drying your hair.

Calvin: If we blended you up, you could probably all fit inside of that pot.

Calvin: Organization is key in research and murderous ploys.

Calvin: I’d be more inclined to reach out to the cat gods before any of whatever human religious belief systems are existing.