Brian: What is Razi short for?
Razi:
Brian: Razeen?
Razi:
Me: Razzmatazz.
Razi: Yes, that’s it.
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Me: Guys, I’ve been getting the heeby jeebies again.
Val: Maybe you’re cursed.
Brian: Or maybe it’s because you’ve been micro-dosing horror movies all day.
Brian: (sings)
Razi: What kind of a melody was that?
Brian: (sings again)
Val: That was so gross.
Brian: (turns to Joseph) You messaged me at 3 am in the morning.
Joseph: You messaged ME at 3 am in the morning.
Brian: Oh god.
Brian: I’m going to start micro-dosing. I work in food, I can’t have this.
Me: You’re going to start micro-dosing PECANS?
Brian: Yeah.
Brian: Can we find a patio with shade?
Deshi: And AC?
Me: So like, indoors.
Brian: I’m just seeing so much of your thigh right now. It’s like a disturbing amount of thigh, I’ve never seen this much of it before.
Razi: Why? Why you looking?
Brian: It’s just coming out of the darkness…
Brian: Three months is not a long time for a relationship.
Kanu: Deshi’s had tea on her desk longer than that.
Brian: Let’s get some shots up in here.
Me: (turns around laptop) Shot list!
Sai: Yes!
Brian: I hate you. BOO!
Val: Yeah, but have you actually seen him with anyone?
Sai: I can see him with Brienne of Tarth.
Me: What IS your type though?
Brian: One nose, two eyes, two ears…..
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