Winnie: My side hustle was when I was in grade 5 or 6, I discovered the power of photoshop.
Me: Did you charge them?
Winnie: Hell yeah, I did.
Brenda: How did you get paid?
Winnie: I lied about my age on paypal.
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Brenda: Well, I don’t like Usher because he cheated on his wife and got chlamydia.
Me: My eyebrows are two whole different shapes.
Brenda: Yeah. They are. If I were sober, I would never say that to you but I’m pretty drunk, so I can say that.
Winnie: My parents never beat me, but they would send me—
Brenda: To your room?
Winnie: No, to martial arts.
Brenda: (takes bite of Twinkie) Okay, I can see why these got banned.
Brenda: I like adding your calendar to mine ’cause then I look at it and it makes me feel better.
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