Aidan: When I grow up, I want to be a DJ, a Youtuber, and a gamer.
Ava: Lovely.
Tag Archives: Ava
Sanila: Drake is a fuckboy himself, unfortunately.
Ava: I don’t care what Drake is. He could be a lizard person for all I care. And I would still let him do whatever he wanted to me.
Ava: My mom uses her business cards as toothpicks when she doesn’t have any.
Me: Bye, Richard!
Ava: Bye, Richard!
Ava: I thought his name was Jeffrey.
Ava: It’s too basic and it’s gonna go out of style. My mom buys a million off-the-shoulder tops and I’m like “Mom, these are gonna go out of style like ponchos.”
Ava: I got a full body pat down for wearing a feminist shirt. This was when Obama was pres too. Imagine Trump. Jesus.
Me: Are you okay?
Ava: Not really, but nothing crying in the car can’t fix lol.
Ava: You’ll get lost in my eyes. I’ve been told I have menacing eyes.
Me: Does her hat say pizza on it?
Ava: No, it says Yeezus.
Ava: There’s everyone there. Children, mothers, hoes.
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