Ava: Kris Jenner is life.
Tag Archives: Ava
Sanila: Millenial insight is a beautiful thing.
Ava: I don’t know, I could do without the influencers.
Ava: PUT THAT POSITIVE ENERGY OUT THERE AND IT’S GONNA COME RIGHT BACK AT YOU
Ava: Aidan, what was your wish?
Aidan: I wish for my school to burn down.
Negin: That’s a horrible wish.
Aidan: NO! Mom! Here’s the good thing about my wish, it benefits everybody.
(Heatwave in California)
Me: Omg, can you get a hotel in a different state? I need you to be alive.
Ava: Idk, it’s Trump’s America. Either way, I’m fucked.
Ava: CAN YOU MAIL ME A VIAL OF YOUR “GET IT RIGHT GET IT TIGHT”?
Ava: Omg, Irisa. Are you a fuck boy?
Me: Yes.
Me: I just learned more than I should have about cockroaches. I feel like I will never feel safe or clean or truly happy again.
Ava: Why? Teach me too.
Me: Ava.
Ava: I want to live in a disturbed state. Tell me. I’m not a stable person.
Ava: Your dad has side hoes. More than one phone = side hoes.
Ava: That’s how it starts.. Starts as a joke. Like watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Turns into love.
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