Ava: (scrolling Instagram) Good for you, girl. You be free, you go do you, but you still be fucking annoying.

Me: WHO ARE WE? WHAT HAVE WE BECOME?

Ava: We are just animals trying to survive. Man, we are more simple than we think.

Ava: Three cheers for being dirt poor.

Ava: Hip hip, hooray.

Ava: Cake crumbs on lips. Look of the day.

Ava: Today, I’m trying a new men’s deodorant. I’ll keep you posted on thoughts, experience and overall recommendation.

Ava: Just got out of a meeting. And the entire time in the meeting, I was singing in my head, “Buss it down, Thotiana.”

Ava: Let me live inside my robe forever.

Ava: They came over and we had tea, and played Wii games and got pizza and ice cream and read poetry and tried on my wig.

Ava: It was so splendid.

Ava: I will inject Botox into my asshole if it means I can look like Jennifer Aniston at 50.