Me: Is it as freak nasty as they say?

Ava: It’s freak nasty, for sure.

Doorsa: What is Ava’s biggest fear?

Sara: Rejection.

Anasheh: Moth.

Ava: I think inside of me, a little hoe exists.

Ava: Wow, that is such a great idea. People should get euthanized when they do shitty things.

Me: That’s the death sentence, Ava.

Me: I couldn’t have dessert, so I just had more biryani.

Ava: I couldn’t have dessert, so I dug into people’s gift boxes.

Ava: Aidan goes around telling people he’s from Scarborough.

Me: He can’t do that.

Ava: I know.

Me: He’s from Richmond Hill.

Ava: I know.

Ava: If I get caught, I don’t know English.

Ava: Do you like me still, even though I’m scary now?

Me: Oh, you were scary before.

Me: Why am I so hairy and gassy?

Ava: I literally think the same.

Ava: I was thinking the second this is over, I’m never rejecting a date again.