Angela: And you’ll have to send the note early in the morning. Every day.

Me: (starts laughing)

Angela: Including weekends. And holidays.

Me: (laughs harder)

Angela: I’m not joking.

Angela: Stop laughing.

(Horn honks in office, mild confusion ensues)

Me: (runs over, looks at Angela)

Angela: I’m sorry. I cannot say. I am not an authorized spokesperson, please contact my PR firm. (hands me business card)