Andy: I’m sad but I’m horny but I should be happy?? What is this mix of emotions??
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Andy: What was your old wallet before?
Me: This. (pulls out old coin purse)
Andy: (revolted) EW, YOU WERE USING THAT?
Andy T: No, the small intestines are the ones with the coil-y shit and the large intestines at the ones that are like woop-woop-woop.
(Deep in the woods at night)
Quyen: So your friend is still lost and his phone is dead.
Andy: Honestly, it’s c’est la vie at this point.
(at a Sobey’s)
Me: Why is the bread refrigerated?
Andy: Omg I’m shook, what is this place? Like actually.
Andy T: There’s a corgi that hangs around here sometimes that I like to see.
Me: Is that why you brought me here?
(working on a project)
Me: Would the Loblaws bread price-fixing scandal be relevant to us?
Andy T: You’re just interested ’cause it’s related to bread.
Andy T: I’m anti-vegan. Vegans shouldn’t be eating d*** or c*** because it’s meat.
Andy T: That’s why I’m selective with this type of shit cause I don’t know who be hoeing with whom.
Andy T: I honestly don’t know what to say. This is more confusing than the poop hole loophole theory that religious Christians or Catholics do to prevent pre-marital sex.
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