Me: Sometimes I wonder if everything will be alright.
Andrew: Yeah, sometimes I just want to join the circus.
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Andrew: Michelle Obama’s my best friend.
Emily: I don’t believe you.
Andrew: Why?
Emily: ‘Cause you’re a lying bitch.
Andrew: Your part is so good, I hate it.
Andrew: Let me show you his dick pics.
Me: I don’t want to see his dick pics.
Andrew: Oh, you’re going to see his dick pics.
Andrew: If anyone talks shit about me, I’ll kill them.
Philip: Ohhh honey… everyone around you will be dead then.
(on Peppa Pig)
Andrew: I personally watched that show and thought that pig looked delicious.
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