Amy: That’s what a glizzy is, a gangster lizard.
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Jess: Amy has this saying, “life is lice,” and no one really knows what it means… but you know the vibe of what it means.
Melanie: Remember my Fashion Nova jacket?
Amy: It was UGLY.
Me: No?
Jess: It was rose gold. You were there.
Amy: She wore it clubbing. You were there.
Jess: You were there.
Amy: You were there.
Amy: It’s on Netflix!
Melanie: I’m using my roommate’s cousin’s mom’s account. So.
Amy: She’s an hour and half late and she just Facetimed me.
Amy: Here are the hot spots for Lyme disease.
Me: Are we in danger?
Amy: We’re always in danger.
Me: Are those crumpets?
Amy: Yeah, from England.
Claudia: They gon be KRUMPIN’!! (goes unheard)
Me: Why am I the only one that hears these things?
Lana: So he gets all these girls. He was a banker, but now he’s in PE.
Me: PHYSICAL EDUCATION?
Everyone else: PRIVATE EQUITY.
(On Justin Bieber’s “One Less Lonely Girl”)
Amy Z: I genuinely thought this was a girl. I was like, damn that is SO progressive.
My Friends Say Things 