(eating donuts)
Amy: These are not good.
Me: These are… a solid 6 out of 10.
Amy: That’s generous.
Me: I’m a giver.
Amy: If that’s your scale, I’m afraid to see your mans.
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Amy: When you wake up with fake lashes stuck to your hair but you didn’t wear any out.
Enya: Does anyone want to maybe get dinner/drinks with me tonight?
Me: Omg girl, I’m down for Wednesday/Thursday if you are!
Lauren: In for Thursday.
Amy: Prollllly gonna come just to throw eggs at you guys (some will be hard boiled and some will be raw just to keep it exciting.) Also D for Thursday coming to the area anyways
(Amy sends a dick pic)
Me: It isn’t even the kind I like, omg Amy, how could you?
Emily: What is happening?
Lauren: Kay fine, but why do I need to see his taint?
Amy: Hahahahaha, you added Amy to this convo, that’s what’s happening.
Amy: Silly gooses.
Me: It will be fast, like that guy that left.
Amy: Which guy?
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