Don: The tickets were $250 each!

Me and Ally: (gasps)

Don: USD.

Me and Ally: (gasps)

Don: Wait, it doesn’t end there. There was a $75 service fee.

Me and Ally: (opens mouths to gasp)

Don: EACH.

Ally: (covers mouth)

Me: (rolls up sleeve and thrusts arm in middle of table to display goosebumps)

Don and Ally: (howls loudly in horror)