Ivy: Do we need a Tubshroom?

Me: What’s that?

Ivy: Tubshrooms! You’ve heard of them!! They catch the hair in the tub!

Me: We can get one of those silicone hair catchers that lie flat.

Ivy: THOSE DON’T WORK. I SAW IT IN A VIDEO.

Me: Was it an informercial for Tubshrooms?

Ivy:

Ivy: …yes.

Me: Is someone charging you $15.99 for a $1.99 thing?

Ivy: ACTUALLY, it is $15.88.